Wednesday, 17 September 2014

It's Not Really News

A recent fact checking study concluded that every other statement made on FOX news, by a host or a guest, is flat out false. Even worse, only 8% of the statements checked could be considered completely true.

With that in mind, I offer this limerick:

Where there's smoke must we always have fires
And do hobbits live only in shires
I remember from school
There are rends to each rule
So, all Hannitys might not be liars

Sunday, 7 September 2014

Who's pulling his strings?

Spoiler alert; it's the Koch brothers.

Who makes Doctor Randal Paul dance?
Who writes all his Hillary rants?
And who seems to enjoy
That he cries "I'm a boy!"
While he's wearing Pinocchio's pants?

Rand Paul's once wacko but at least consistent libertarian principles have morphed into nonsensical Hillary bashing.