Paul Bunyan is President
I swear that Paul Bunyan was real
Charismatic with passion and zeal
He could buy, he could sell
And he did it so well
That they called it the art of the deal
As a paragon Paul was perfected
As the president he was elected
At his rallies they roared
While his ratings, they soared
So on Rushmore his face was erected
On the border he built a big wall
It was more than a hundred feet tall
It kept out all the drugs
And those immigrant thugs
And the Mexicans paid for it all
I’ll admit he was over the top
But he made all the terrorists stop
Said the climate was fine
Made Iran tow the line
And told China, their trade he would chop
All aspersions of him were a hoax
His opponents were liars and jokes
Bunyan’s life was a saga
His motto was MAGA
He loved all the downtrodden folks
Whatever he did, it was great
His accomplishments wouldn’t abate
With each tweet that he hurled
He reshaped the world
For men who were rich white and straight
His biographers can’t stop their crowing
Their accounts of his glory are glowing
With a wave of his hand
He united the land
So, the legend of Paul keeps on growing
……
Tall tales just aren’t truthful, to whit:
To be POTUS, Paul never was fit
If you look, you’ll agree
Since the time he was three
What he touched always turned into shit
